He’d heard that Heath’s had been keeping Lambertville’s cars running since 1935, so he figured if anyone could get him running again, this was the place.
He rolled in looking a little worse for wear and settled in to wait his turn.
The mechanics checked him over carefully.
No flat tire.
No dead battery.
No faulty transmission.
Unfortunately, they finally had to give him the bad news: “Sir... you appear to be missing the entire car.”
He’s been sitting there ever since, hoping they can order the parts.